id give an arm and a leg to get tattooed by valerie vargas. ive never seen a piece by her that i haven’t been completely in love with. too bad she has a 2 year waiting list..
(via iloveyouasshole)
Oh hey! This describes me perfectly.
You don’t have any respect for women.
This is true. Calling a woman a whore is like calling water wet.
(via fuckyeahtattoos)
DO WANT DO WANT DO WANT!
(via fuckyeahtattoos)
WHY CAN’T I HAVEEEEEEE?!?!?!?!?!
Omegle Jeopardy Lawl
- You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
- You: Ask me anything besides "ASL".
- Stranger: ummm
- Stranger: tacos?
- Stranger: wait
- Stranger: that's not a question
- Stranger: more of a statement
- Stranger: "Tacos"
- Stranger: ok...so... do you like tacos?
- You: Yeah
- Stranger: er, sorry... "What is" do you like tacos
- You: Lawl
- You: This famous question was asked by a stranger on Omegle.com
- You: What is "do you like tacos"?
- You: Alex - That is correct
- Stranger: I'll take "Tits or GTFO" for 400 please!
- You: This site is infamous for trolling, cancer, newfags, and porn
- Stranger: *beep* what is fourchan?
- You: Oooo, I'm sorry
- You: The answer we were looking for was "What is rules 1 and 2 newfag?"
- Stranger: okay, still in this.... I'll take memes for 200 please
- You: You can find this man on a chair. He is disappoint
- Stranger: what is bukket man?
- You: Ooo, sorry
- You: We were looking for "Who is stare dad?"
- You: You still control the board
- You: What'll it be?
- Stranger: hmmm.... I'll take "IRL" for 600 alex
- You: This series is famous for sparkling vampires.
- Stranger: hmmm.... what is "Twilight"?
- You: Correct
- You: You move to 600 pts
- You: What'll it be?
- Stranger: hmmm.... I'll take "Trolling" for 800
- You: Dun dun dun
- You: DAILY DOUBLE!
- You: How much are you willing to bet?
- Stranger: I'll wager it all Alex, all 600
- You: Alright, here's the clue
- You: You just lost it.
- Stranger: what is the Game!
- You: 1,200 is yours as we move into Final Jeopardy
- You: The category is Famous Characters
- You: Here's the clue
- You: Although she is cute, she is hated by a large majority of internet users.
- You: You have 10 seconds
- You: 10
- You: 9
- You: 8
- You: 7
- Stranger: *scribbles frantically*
- You: 6
- You: 5
- You: 4
- You: 3
- You: 2
- Stranger: *drops pen*
- You: 1
- You: Alright
- You: Let's see what you've got
- Stranger: *shows screen, "Who is Boxxy" is written in terrible handwriting, just barely legible*
- You: You're correct
- You: How much did you wager...?
- Stranger: $2000
- You: With the $1200 you had before hand?
- You: This doesn't make any sense
- You: Are you fucking with me?
- You: NO ONE FUCKS WITH THE TREBECK
- Stranger: sorry alex, I've been tweaking for 3 days
- You: NO ONE!
- Stranger: woah woah woah
- You: Get of my show
- Stranger: I can hook you up man
- You: off*
- Stranger: fuckin angel dust man
- You: Oh, and you must have faked the drug screening as well
- Stranger: $15 to the tester man
- You: You have lost your contest earnings, any respectable credit as an internet genius, and the game
- You: Good bye
- You have disconnected.
Nick Cave hiding in the shape of a goddess figure. Combining the dark storyteller with the divine figure is a way to portray dualism and a reminder that none of us are either one or the other. Corny? Sure, but that was the idea. And makes a really cool tattoo as well. In the short time I’ve had it, it has already spooked quite a few with the sinister looking Cave looking at people when I turn my back at them.
The tattoo was done by Anil Gupta at Inkline in New York
Me and my boyfriend’s first tattoo. I got his name in black and he got mine in red. Having our names tattooed on each others wrist means we will be together forever. :)
Fucking goddamn idiots, I hate you.
done by Peter Aurisch
Sometimes, we’re stuck in the past, always looking backwards and never moving forward. Sometimes, all we look to is the future, and don’t know how to appreciate the present. Sometimes, we just want life to stop and wait for us, or we just let it pass us by. And sometimes, we take life for what is it and live it. What’s for certain is that we will all die, and that’s when your watch will stop ticking and it’ll be up to those that love/d you to keep your memory alive. You can make the time on your watch go backwards, but it won’t turn back time. Making it go forward will not make life go faster, and pulling the knob so that that time stops will not stop life from passing you by if you let it. So now I’m letting my “time” run its course, taking every chance I get to really live.
Submitted by sidewalkmemorials
this tattoo is a tribute to brooklyn. i did this on an awesome girl last time i visited new york.
tattoo by ashley love